On: What is your best programmer joke?

[zalzane]

I got one to contribute.

Q: How do you obtain a random string?

A: Put a freshman compsci student in front of a vim terminal and tell him to save and quit.

[raverbashing → zalzane]

"Oh, how I wish I could quit you!" First time VIM users

[pstadler → zalzane]

Definitely the right answer to gpg's "Please do some other work to give the OS a chance to collect more entropy!"