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[another2another]

"Oi Siri me old dahling', show us the nearest Gary Glitta' will ya?"

Could work ..?

[ttctciyf → another2another]

Well, traditionally the Gary slang usage is used to as a synonym for the orifice through which one performs a vital bodily function, but the word it rhymes with it can also indicate the venue for such[0].

0: https://www.wordsense.eu/shitter/

[benj111 → another2another]

I sense you have more trouble with Siri than I do with Alexa.

Although I'm from Yorkshire so it's more

Alright love, where's t'nearest Gareh glitteh

(Although obviously I'd ask where the nearest pub was. as that would have a toilet, and something to fill my bladder up again.)