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Question: What is the probability that there is life after death?

Aristo is not sure about this one...

Aristo's best guess: Death is not a part of a life cycle.

Confidence: 13.05%




This is almost philosophical:

Question: What happens when we die?

Aristo is not sure about this one...

Aristo's best guess: the weeds die but the bean plants do not.

Confidence: 17.29%


I'm not sure if 'philosophical' is the right word, but I'm sure there's a haiku in there.


The weeds will perish

But the virtuous bean plants

Live on forever


Question: What is better for a human? Eternal happiness or a ham sandwich?

Aristo is not sure about this one...

Aristo's best guess: Research on the effects of paternal care on human happiness have yielded conflicting results.

Confidence: 3.70%

(A very subtle way of saying we should take the ham sandwich.)




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