1) Fridge finds several items completely empty and proceeds to order groceries at markup
2) Website schedules car to be driven to store at 2:00 am based on federal congestion laws regarding autonomous vehicles
3) Next day at opening store robot takes groceries packed by union worker to car park queue, gets around to your vehicle an hour later
4) Negotiation between Car, Robot, and rent-seeking middleman occurs, groceries violently placed in trunk
5) Car drives off home
6) Car notifies human that groceries have arrived, human notifies domestic robot groceries have arrived
7) Domestic robot places most of the groceries in the fridge but can't find space for the eggs
8) Lazy human requests that domestic robot gets them a can of beer. Is given eggs instead
Edit: Didn't like last line
1) Fridge finds several items completely empty and proceeds to order groceries at markup
2) Website schedules car to be driven to store at 2:00 am based on federal congestion laws regarding autonomous vehicles
3) Next day at opening store robot takes groceries packed by union worker to car park queue, gets around to your vehicle an hour later
4) Negotiation between Car, Robot, and rent-seeking middleman occurs, groceries violently placed in trunk
5) Car drives off home
6) Car notifies human that groceries have arrived, human notifies domestic robot groceries have arrived
7) Domestic robot places most of the groceries in the fridge but can't find space for the eggs
8) Lazy human requests that domestic robot gets them a can of beer. Is given eggs instead
Edit: Didn't like last line