Certainly wasn't my intention to engage in paleophilia (which unfortunately means sexual attraction to dinosaurs according to Urban Dictionary; I'm talking about the unreasoned assumption that anything humans experienced pre-civilization must be more "natural" and thus beneficial). I acknowledge that in the absence of a consistent oral hygiene regimen the health of my and my cat's teeth is at risk. I also hope that science will some day save both of us from some or all of the tedium and expense.
