Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013)

[humility]

https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel

[heimatau]

I literally laughed out loud. Remarkable. Just awesome.

[AdmiralAsshat]

Now all I need is a banner or emblem to certify that my apps are NSA-compliant.

(Realistically, they probably already are.)

[philip1209]

Auth could be improved - hasn't somebody leaked an NSA public key from another application that we could install? Other option would be opening it to government IP ranges.

[madez → philip1209]

Type Bits/KeyID Date User ID pub 760/13629D8D 1998/10/25 Director, NSA <dirnsa@nsa.gov>

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PuF1YHYSw+zFgLznjDOIzyNGhFD7Z85htRGB36BHubgzGLRy/jkpq8qO5RIG/+m4

ma7OpacD79MTYp2NAAIDtB5EaXJlY3RvciwgTlNBIDxkaXJuc2FAbnNhLmdvdj4=

=aoSi

-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

And

Type Bits/KeyID Date User ID pub 1024/51682D1F 1999/09/06 NSA's Microsoft CAPI key <postmaster@nsa.gov>

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: 2.6.3i

mQCPAzfTdH0AAAEEALqOFf7jzRYPtHz5PitNhCYVryPwZZJk2B7cNaJ9OqRQiQoi

e1YdpAH/OQh3HSQ/butPnjUZdukPB/0izQmczXHoW5f1Q5rbFy0y1xy2bCbFsYij

4ReQ7QHrMb8nvGZ7OW/YKDCX2LOGnMdRGjSW6CmjK7rW0veqfoypgF1RaC0fABEB

AAG0LU5TQSdzIE1pY3Jvc29mdCBDQVBJIGtleSA8cG9zdG1hc3RlckBuc2EuZ292

PokBFQMFEDfTdJE+e8qoKLJFUQEBHnsH/ihUe7oq6DhU1dJjvXWcYw6p1iW+0euR

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it7IHU/6Aem1h4Bs6KE5MPpjKRxRkqQjbW4f0cgXg6+LV+V9cNMylZHRef3PZCQa

5DOI5crQ0IWyjQCt9br07BL9C3X5WHNNRsRIr9WiVfPK8eyxhNYl/NiH2GzXYbNe

UWjaS2KuJNVvozjxGymcnNTwJltZK4RLZxo05FW2InJbtEfMc+m823vVltm9l/f+

n2iYBAaDs6I/0v2AcVKNy19Cjncc3wQZkaiIYqfPZL19kT8vDNGi9uE= =PhHT

-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

[meesterdude]

The one-click drone strike is a really great idea! Couldn't be simpler.

[avian → meesterdude]

It doesn't seem to do anything at the moment though.

https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel/blob/master/app/contro...

[SapphireSun → avian]

It should tweet it and some identifying characteristics that way the NSA can simply use their Twitter integration to locate and destroy the target. No need to make this complicated.

[smcquaid]

I love the first issue - Add crypto ron's pubkey hehe: https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel/issues/15

[NoMoreNicksLeft]

No need, they've already done it for you.

[ianpurton]

Brilliant. About time someone built this.

[x5n1 → ianpurton]

yes 2 years ago. created soon after the snowden leaks.

[heimatau → x5n1]

Good eye. Either way, it's still funny. :)

[kelvin0]

Also need a Django plugin for Python

[humility → kelvin0]

https://github.com/lvm/django_nsa