It would be really nice if there is a Cave Johnson's interview for prospective employees. It will be like: "I'm Cave Johnson, I own the place. Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will."
All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?
