I like how he pretends that Windows actually contains preinstalled toaster drivers (with the default device icon in Windows actually being a toaster)...
I had no idea there was an industry-wide regulation that introduced USB ports in 2012... All this time and money I've wasted on building a serial bus for my '03 Toastmaster, and it doesn't have a remap function!
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lol, it took me a bit to realize this was a troll. I was like "When the hell did toasters get micro-controllers? Every one I've ever had just used two dissimilar metals as a heat sensor."