I did some open-mic stand-up (not very successfully) in my early 20s. I wasn't good back then; maybe I'd be better these days, but I have a million other things to do.
The one joke of mine (I think? It may have been independently discovered, though) that has seen some dissemination is "I stopped doing that years ago" (as in, said after someone describes something really creepy, offensive, or off-the-wall). The joke may have been ruined by Evan Spiegel using it after reading a certain controversial Rolling Stone article, though.
Maybe you can call it "Tales of Valleyistan".