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http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thenightw... in particular is a thing of beauty.

    Indeed, the common discovery mode for an impossibly 
    large buffer error is that your program seems to be 
    working fine, and then it tries to display a string 
    that should say “Hello world,” but instead it prints 
    “#a[5]:3!” or another syntactically correct Perl 
    script, and you’re like WHAT THE HOW THE, and then 
    you realize that your prodigal memory accesses have 
    been stomping around the heap like the Incredible Hulk 
    when asked to write an essay entitled “Smashing 
    Considered Harmful.”



"Smashing considered harmful" - The Hulk

About C++:

"When it’s 3 A.M., and you’ve been debugging for 12 hours, and you encounter a virtual static friend protected volatile templated function pointer, you want to go into hibernation and awake as a werewolf and then find the people who wrote the C++ standard and bring ruin to the things that they love."


Also about C++:

"One time I tried to create a list<map<int>>, and my syntax errors caused the dead to walk among the living."




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