On: You are Too Young to Be Trying This

[mxh]

Dark brown (grey?) text on black background = w00t!

IMO, the most valuable lesson from the article: Don't do that. There might be something better in there, but I literally couldn't read it.

[mynameishere → mxh]

Dark gray. 6 point font. Maybe it's my cheap LCD, but I swear there's a gradient on the letters making them darker at the top of the page.