From a desktop Linux perspective, you're totally right. However, if anything is evolving fast, it's the recognition that desktop Linux has never worked and will never work, and is in any case the extreme minority case in modern Unix systems (which, population-wise, are essentially all embedded systems, servers and phones).
From that perspective -- the perspective of systems which boot once, and boot again maybe next year if the UPS didn't keep them up when the power flickered, and the perspective of the systems where there are definitely not usb drives or random pieces of unknown crap plugged into user accessible ports, the idea of hotplug at all is the least of concerns, and the idea of boot time is laughable.
Essentially, it seems like systemd is chasing Windows of 16 years ago, where computers took 5 minutes to boot Windows, where device drivers and such were a mess, and things were constantly entering and leaving systems.
> the idea of hotplug at all is the least of concerns
No, you don't understand me. Even if actually hotplugging things is completely uninteresting to you, your init system still has to somehow be able to deal with the fact that on a modern box, all your devices show up in essentially random order with random delays. sysvinit currently handles this by putting a completely arbitrary sleep call in the beginning of the boot process. Just last week I had to deal with a server where due to circumstances that sleep wasn't enough, which lead to the ethernet devices getting initially wrongly named, which was bad because the mountains of script doing network configuration there happily treated the external network as the internal one and the internal one as the external one.
Even if hotplug is a feature you don't care at all about, due to design decisions made by the Kernel team, if you want to run a modern Linux kernel your machine will have to fully support hotplug properly or it's going to (rarely and non-replicably) fail in interesting and imaginative ways.
Although I haven't had anything like that happen in my 26 years of running unix boxes and marvel that it has reportedly happened to you, I agree that there is room for better dependency management in the startup process.
That nevertheless doesn't have anything to do with hotplugging devices, nor does it suggest that we should create an init system which handles dhcp, qr codes, and, no shit, takes core files and jams them into its binary log.
From that perspective -- the perspective of systems which boot once, and boot again maybe next year if the UPS didn't keep them up when the power flickered, and the perspective of the systems where there are definitely not usb drives or random pieces of unknown crap plugged into user accessible ports, the idea of hotplug at all is the least of concerns, and the idea of boot time is laughable.
Essentially, it seems like systemd is chasing Windows of 16 years ago, where computers took 5 minutes to boot Windows, where device drivers and such were a mess, and things were constantly entering and leaving systems.