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I really enjoyed those! Seems like you've real talent:

"After my speech tonight one little boy came up to me and said simply, "I'm hungry".

I wanted to take him in my arms and tell him: "I feel it too, champ. I feel it too. I feel the hunger to succeed, to create a product that Johnny Ive would truly appreciate, I know precisely what you're going through."




You missed the final bitter line!

"But C says that at iTouch we have a no touch policy in case we get sued. Pity, that kid looked like he could really use a hug."




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