Don't scare me Mr. Jrockway. If you have read my comment in full, you would have noticed that I don't hate "everything". In fact my 12 year old list is only about 5 positions long. Notice that I only hate Adobe Flash full-time at the moment. It takes a skill, time and dedication to hate a particular technology - just look at my bookshelf.
You, on the other hand, just committed to effortlessly hating a bunch of strangers! May I ask which gym you happen to frequent these days?