On: Experiments to do with your baby

[jawns]

    ELDERLY LADY: How old are you, little boy?
    YOU: (middle finger)
    ELDERLY LADY: WHAT?!?
    YOU: It's 4 in binary.
    ELDERLY LADY: Oh, for a second, I thought you ...
    YOU: (two middle fingers)
    ELDERLY LADY: WHAT?!?
    YOU: Oh, sorry, I was just guessing your age.