I tried doing something similar with Perl, which as I understand matters does not actually have an AST. It does have something called "source filters", which I gather are almost entirely unlike Lisp macros; despite that seeming like the best available option (the filter, in this case, being one which wraps the whole script containing 'use fuckit' in a quoted eval whose $@ is ignored), the closest I got with it was segfaulting the Perl interpreter, which certainly counts as some sort of result.
