On: Benchmarking Codswallop: Node.js vs. PHP

[wooptoo]

Doing async in PHP still feels like strapping a dildo to a horse and calling it an unicorn.

[erikig → wooptoo]

I'm a PHP user/fan and I find this as funny as it is true.

[jbeja → erikig]

Waow i never tough that i would actually read the word "fan" along side php, it make my day.

[Spoom → jbeja]

There are plenty (including myself), we just avoid stating it in public for fear of the instantly appearing anti-PHP trolls that lurk around every corner.