I'll go with people who read your full paragraph, find the not quite 100% perfect analogy in the 5th most important point, and worry it like a terrier with a chew toy
These people should be shot in the face with a double barrel shotgun.
(You may now commence to argue over whether or not both barrels are really necessary )
These people should be shot in the face with a double barrel shotgun.
(You may now commence to argue over whether or not both barrels are really necessary )