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Yo, do you need a number for the gym? You sure? I was just looking at your comments, you need to start lifting. Do you even lift bro? You’re probably a skinnylicious man, your girl is bigger than you, you’d better start lifting. You gotta work a little bit harder for muscles. Where are you going so fast? Gym?? You mean go milk the cows, you don’t work out bro, you look small. You look small, do you want a sandwich? You need to pump some iron! Do you even lift bro? Small muscles, I’m serious, do you want to press the reset button and start with this girly dumbbell? I was looking at your muscles, you’re a small guy.



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