On: My review of the Surface Pro

[Stratoscope]

Perhaps it's fitting that the website is tiamat.tsotech.com and the offending animation appears to be in a file called tiamat.js:

"In Babylonian myths, Tiamat is a huge, bloated female dragon that personifies the saltwater ocean, the water of Chaos."

Source: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/t/tiamat.html