On: The Choices Are Fake and the Truth Is All Made Up

[chipsy]

This is amazing advice, but you clearly aren't dead yet.

[ChristianMarks → chipsy]

You should wait until after I am dead to follow it, of course. If I were to write a commencement speech, it would begin that way.

[mpweiher → ChristianMarks]

I initially read that as "If I were to give a commencement speech..", which would probably make said speech quite a newsworthy event, despite being a very short speech.