Humorous software development quotes

[swombat]

http://paultiseo.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/top-13-funny-software-development-quotes/

[biohacker42]

Hey everybody who's never seen these funny quotes before and is upvoting this, here's more new and funny stuff:

http://crossthebreeze.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/feature.jp...

Also:

http://roflcaust.org/images/hammerzeit.jpg

Lots more here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/

Enjoy!

[sofal]

That's a nice little group of quotes.

Quote 7 is a mismatched metaphor though. Somebody finish this sentence for me:

If programmers wrote programs the way builders built buildings...

[access_denied → sofal]

... we would call a GUI element without a functionality attached to it a bubble.

[colins_pride]

Two thumbs up. I can already tell that Quote 10 is going to come in awfully handy on my next project ...

[katz → colins_pride]

I am in the middle of a Quote 1 now... :(

The nice thing about Quote 10 is that 9 people effectively dilutes the responsibility.

[access_denied]

I know another version of #6:

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not.

[gcheong → access_denied]

Yet another, often attributed to Yogi Berra:

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.