A token cheque to charity would satisfy me. I'm available for a photo op with the CEO where he shakes my hand and presents Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children with a cheque in the amount of $53.28 for all of the jailbait and creepshots ad revenue.
"We don't want the money, no matter how insignificant" would be a fine statement to make :-)
Part of my problem with the post is the insinuation that reddit is a gross money hungry corporation when the reality seems quite different.