On: Google's "Bacon number" search

[jerf]

That would still be 1. To have a bacon (non-capital) number of 0, you would have to be the bacon.

[huhtenberg → jerf]

I'm pretty sure there's plenty of a well-marbled tissue where my abs used to be :)

[daurnimator → jerf]

If you have eaten enough bacon; you are in large quantities, derived from bacon. I think a bacon number of ~0.25 is entirely possible.

[mnicole → jerf]

"Be the bacon" I hope someone takes this ad campaign idea and runs with it.

[davelog → mnicole]

Human meat is often referred to as 'long pig'. That'd be a gutsy campaign.