Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins

[neya]

http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/

[pytrin]

Breaking news: Apple sues Samsung for infringing on their patent to use trucks with rounded wheels to deliver money. More to follow

[anuaitt → pytrin]

And Samsung sends another truck without wheels on scates ;-)

[rehack]

This is under category 'satire' so probably not true.

Apple is the new definition of evil. They themselves stole from Xerox, once upon a time. And suffered at the hand of Microsoft (because of bad practices). Now when they get a second chance, they themselves chose to be evil. "Thermonuclear war" on you Apple!

[anovikov]

Nonsense, 20 billion coins will weight 100,000 tons (the nickel is exactly 5 grams), it will take 3000 heavy trucks to deliver, not 30.

[jasdeepnarang → anovikov]

Oh no! Apple didn't got paid in full you mean? :D

[dawilster]

I think this is going to turn out to be a hoax

[ukdm → dawilster]

But we're all secretly hoping it isn't, right?

[dawilster → ukdm]

Haha I know right.

[beingpractical]

Apple should send back those trucks to Samsung and say - 'Sorry amount not matching!'

[desushil]

Most probably, this is a hoax. Let's hope it's not. :P

[bfe]

cf. Kyle Bass had to have his banker get clearance from the Federal Reserve to buy one million dollars in nickels.