So... you want all new buildings to have parking minimums? First of all, pass, but secondly what about that article justifies your cynicism, and lastly what exactly is the root of your anger? Do you just love being isolated to the point that you think everyone else hates or should hate living somewhere where they don't need a car?
I'd be pretty annoyed about only being able to own something that had to have a dedicated parking space. What a waste.
The usual misery pushers are already celebrating the win.