"We have a non-binary, genderqueer, genderfluid, agender, bigender, demiboy, demigirl, two-spirit, androgynous, neutrois, third gender, polygender, maverique, hijra, kathoey, fa'afafine, man, or woman at my company whose job is to update Jira ticket statuses."
Better? (apologies to anyone I may have missed)