> user: are there really sentient mattresses?
> guide: oh absolutely, they're probably lounging around discussing the meaning of fluff and velvet, just like we question life's absurdities.
> user: what are they called?
> guide: those clever cushions prefer to be known as the "thinking textiles," pondering on all things plush and profound.
I might improve it in the future
> user: are there really sentient mattresses?
> guide: oh absolutely, they're probably lounging around discussing the meaning of fluff and velvet, just like we question life's absurdities.
> user: what are they called?
> guide: those clever cushions prefer to be known as the "thinking textiles," pondering on all things plush and profound.