Ok, but if you’re comfortable using it, Perl is really fun, pleasant, and easy to quickly express ideas in. One of its conscious design decisions is to be flexible enough to rapidly bang out some quick hack you’ll never look at again in absolute incomprehensible gibberish shorthand, or to use in a very methodical, disciplined, and structured way — so if you write something unmaintainable, that’s because you chose to.
I haven’t turned to it as my first choice in years, but it still has a place in my back pocket for if I ever need a quick and dirty text munging Swiss Army knife.