I’ll get right on that. Let me call up my product manager and CEO and tell them to cancel our upcoming enterprise contracts. The codebase is too big, we can’t add any more features.
After that we can start laying off the devs and firing our biggest customers. The features they use are taking up too much code!
No, no, no, just implement microfrontends obviously, with 2-pizza-slice sized teams. This way you can improve all the KPIs that matter: builds become MUCH FASTER, and direct reports become MANY MORE. No manager can say no to this amazing architecture!
