In our analysis we determined that if the steel doors were thicker it would hinder our team of ex-special-forces security guards from operating their bazookas effectively in the event a suspicious person is spotted. Unfortunately it’s all too common that potentially dangerous fugitives on the run are trying to blend in as “mail carriers” and “neighbors on a walk”. Anyway, the auditors relented on the steel door issue, but then hammered us on why we didn’t have any tanks moving in formation in the front yard as a deterrent. In fairness, the FedEx guy made it all the way to our front door in two separate incidents last week. So the auditors have a point.
In our analysis we determined that if the steel doors were thicker it would hinder our team of ex-special-forces security guards from operating their bazookas effectively in the event a suspicious person is spotted. Unfortunately it’s all too common that potentially dangerous fugitives on the run are trying to blend in as “mail carriers” and “neighbors on a walk”. Anyway, the auditors relented on the steel door issue, but then hammered us on why we didn’t have any tanks moving in formation in the front yard as a deterrent. In fairness, the FedEx guy made it all the way to our front door in two separate incidents last week. So the auditors have a point.