On: Potential ozone depletion from satellite demise du...

[genpfault]

> Their solution has been to develop satellites made mostly of wood, which will burn completely upon reentry.

"When finishing the surface of your wooden satellite you must, of course, use an orbital sander."[1]

[1]: https://www.metafilter.com/203958/Yes-they-wood-build-a-sate...

[wil421 → genpfault]

Just don’t use a random orbital sander or you may lose your satellite.

[hunter2_ → genpfault]

Could just send it into the astral plane.