Despite the sarcasm tag, I’d argue my first two examples are not really that different than the service advertised.
This service places no responsibility on the requester to prove they have a real case. And in some cases (like the second) there is potentially true and measurable harm if in fact the petition should in fact be unequivocally banned or blocked from a service.
Emergency Room staff willing to get you looked at faster because you think you are “really sick”
Building inspectors willing to sign off on your home house wiring because you’ve “done it for years and it’s fine”
Burning Man ticketing because you swear your internet was fine but died at noon on the sale day.
Dang because your downvoted comment was just misunderstood and deserves more upvotes.
/s