On: Jeff Lawson buys The Onion

[nilram]

Experts Agree, Giant Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

https://youtu.be/-Uq9pp586AE?si=NxdI4vwYZQr817QI

Reporters having a panel discussion on teevee. I stopped the video and read each of the supporting print stories that flashed by and they were perfect, too.

[lelandfe → nilram]

“Why not choose a cuddlier animal, like a Golden Retriever?”