On: Jeff Lawson buys The Onion

[sharkweek]

“CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years”

https://www.theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-h...

They also had one that they didn’t run making a joke right after 9/11 to the effect of…

“America Stronger Than Ever, Say Quadragon Officials."

Also the routine “No Way To Prevent This” headline after every mass shooting only continues to gain potency.

[jazzyjackson → sharkweek]

"After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016"

https://www.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white...

[bozhark → jazzyjackson]

Strange, he won