On: Jeff Lawson buys The Onion

[GeekyBear]

Some personal favourites:

Drugs win Drug War

New President Feels Nation's Pain, Breasts

Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Constitution to Be

Awesome Toy Recalled Thanks to Three Stupid Dead Kids

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes

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On this style, I've loved

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People - https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient...

Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land - https://www.theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-intelligent-o...

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My personal favourite was when The Onion chose 'The Man' as their 1997 man of the year.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onions-1997-man-of-the-year-181...

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Area Man Always Nostalgic For Four Years Ago

https://www.theonion.com/area-man-always-nostalgic-for-four-...

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Now and then some of their articles have a little too much truth to them. Go easy on us Onion folks!

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Sammy Hagar discovers second way to rock

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“Ringo Next” after George Harrison died.