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Parent: "Go to your room! How many times have I told you about memory safety? Now I find gcc on your computer and you are hanging out with the GPL crowd... You are grounded!"

Kid: "I AM NEVER USING RUST, I HATE MEMORY SAFETY AND I HATE YOU!" door slam




Reminds me of the old Java Zone ad: https://youtu.be/RnqAXuLZlaE?si=Yo6xYRsGWYEu2pF6


I love JavaZone videos. My favorite is the Javapocalype: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E3418SeWZfQ


My favorites are the BSoD commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNqPTOb31S8 and the pixie dust commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nbEeU2dRBg


It's been awhile since I've laughed so hard. Thanks to all in this thread.


This is fantastic


God, I've just had flashbacks to my childhood.




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