I am just clarifying why I consider it impossible.
Production is not some place you're supposed to cowboy code, but instead have a reasonable expectation that you will be able to continue supporting it for as many years as it operates, and it's impossible for anyone to responsibly use technology with known limitations that have bitten other real engineering teams that they can find zero workarounds for.
If you don't consider that an impossibility for a production environment, then I certainly wouldn't want to work with you on a team with production responsibilities.