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[ta988]

Hens are so fun to have around, are often really friendly and playful and keep company to you and the other hens. So you keep them.

[seagulls → ta988]

It's almost as if they're intelligent creatures with lives, personalities and desires of their own, totally undeserving of the cruelty inflicted on them. It's a shame people have been conditioned to not see it.

[PrimeMcFly → seagulls]

Well let's not get crazy. They don't deserve to suffer but they are a long way from being sapient of having self-awareness.