On: Everything will be alright in Iceland

[bbor]

100% of German citizens have a brain, emotions, and an enduring ineffable soul. That’s a precise AND accurate statement ;)

[mckirk → bbor]

That's a bold statement to make. German souls need to be re-issued regularly by the BIE (Bundesamt für Immaterielle Essenzen), and it's quite easy to fall behind with how much paperwork this is every year.

[nicbou → mckirk]

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't take 4+ weeks to do anything. My friend had a child and he got a soul a year later. It's even worse in Berlin.

[notnaut → bbor]

People are people! Precision at its best!

[YurgenJurgensen → notnaut]

Aren't tautologies, by definition, the least precise statements possible?