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[ulizzle]

Port was what I was thinking. Can’t turn wine into whiskey. That’s not only impossible but grounds for a holy war between wine and whiskey aficionados

Plus it goes with the whole gaming port thing

[bloqs → ulizzle]

Port - what an amazing name!

[Etheryte → bloqs]

An amazing name that's also completely impossible to search for.

[bloqs → Etheryte]

Yes, had i thought about it a minute longer...

[kijin → bloqs]

Sherry, then. Or vermouth. Or any other fortified wine. It shouldn't be any more difficult to search for than whisky.

[filoleg → kijin]

How about Winegar? Has “wine” in the name, and vinegar is essentially what wine ends up becoming after some time anyway.

[hnfong → bloqs]

Thought it was sarcasm... (sorry..)

[Closi → bloqs]

Kind of already used by MacPorts (Jokes are already there for Port / Cask / Brew etc which would probably confuse things)