On: Groupon Kidz Club

[derleth]

Here's some helpful tips from the Kidz Club Games and Tips Page:

> HELP elderly folks cross the first part of the street and then encourage them to get across the rest of the way on their own!

> DON'T desecrate that statue even though you'd gain tons of street cred!

> START a lemonade stand but immediately go "Out of Business" to draw attention to wealth-destroying minimum wage laws!

Whether you should copy that floppy is presumably left up to your own judgement.

[nostromo → derleth]

Definitley a joke. Did you see this gem?

  Unscramble these mixed-up words:

  cilhd

  entcered

  mraketing

I actually found that one quite funny. :)

[untog → nostromo]

If there was any doubt as to whether this is a joke, listen to the theme song. Good lord.

[hammock → derleth]

I just talked to a friend at Groupon who helped write it. Apparently they have a "humor team" whose job it is to come up with stuff like this.

[whamill → hammock]

That's actually more depressing than if this were real.