Thanks :) I'm taking that as encouragement to rant more in the future.
Anyway I'm glad you got a laugh out if this. I stream-of-consciousness vomited this into a text file to test drive the mataroa blogging platform (highly recommended) -- I tried static blog generators (hugo, jekyll) but they were too clunky and took the joy out of writing. I discovered this solution through that person who posts all the spicy rants about the tech industry who's been pretty trendy on HN lately.