To clarify, akkartik means the earliest few commits. Not the first few on the page he linked (which is page 1 according to the URL), but the page last in GitHub's page order, with the first commits. It's currently https://github.com/diiq/Tainted-Oyster/commits/master?page=4.
The data did not send,
It was too bad to store.
So I sat in my chair
All confused and in awe
I sat there with sartak.
We sat there, we two.
And I said, "How I wished
For serialization to do!"
Too flat to send out
And too hacky to patch.
So we sat in our chairs,
and we stared just like that.
To boring to fix,
And to complex read
So we sat we started
With our eyes glazed like peas
So all we could do was to
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
And we did not like that.
Not one little bit.
And then
something went <BLINK>!
How that <BLINK> made us THINK!
We looked!
Then we saw, it was big white and black!
We looked!
And we saw it!
The BSD stack!
And It said to us,
"Why do you sit there like that?"
"I know some good patches",
The License it said.
"I know some new code"
To inject in your stack
"A lot of good code
I will show it to you.
Your upstream
Will not mind at all if I do."
Then Sartak and I
Did not know what to say.
Our upstream was out of the house
For the day.
But our Boss said, "Yes! Yes!"
Make that License work out!
Use that BSD License
You DO WANT to patch.
FOSS should be here.
It should be about.
It should be here,
we can help the Upstream it out!
Eventually the compiler design problem got so hard it took up all the author's neurons :/