My two decades of professional programming suggest that it's way easier to find a $fringe-lang programmer who stopped giving a shit than a mainstream programmer who's ever given one.
"The worldwide programming community met up over beers today to celebrate their unprecedented discovery of an industry programmer who gives a shit."
I'm a huge Yegge Stan btw, his post is funny AF (as always), don't read this as a knockdown!
* http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2010/12/haskell-researchers-...