On: A tale about how Ben Franklin invented the US

[tedunangst]

I mean, your birthday also happens after you are already a thing.

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Unless you’re an elf (according to Tolkien), but apparently they gestate for a year so it doesn’t matter.

[supazek → tedunangst]

Actually you’re just a clump of cells until you’re born

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You're still a clump of cells

[selimthegrim → tedunangst]

Didn’t the Koreans give up on that recently?