On: The Resilience of Costco (2018)

[Matheus28]

Just sit on the couch near the middle of the store and send her a text. O(1)

[dumpster_fire → Matheus28]

That depends on the other person's search pattern. I did the same and got O(n^2). :(

Now I just use the hotdogs as the meeting point.

[booi → dumpster_fire]

I see what you did there ;)

[RajT88 → booi]

I don't think there's a clever joke there.

The place you buy hotdogs is always, meticulously, placed after checkout.

It may well be where they planned lost husbands to congregate.