I would be happy to provide one to you. Where do I submit a pull request?
By the way, one of the main reasons I bought an iPad stems from the fact that HN comments were so hard to read on my iPod Touch. And I'm a student who doesn't have a lot of money to buy every latest Apple gadget. So it is pretty important to me. ;-)
pg - in that case, wouldn't it be worth delegating these tasks? I'm sure there are a lot of people on here that would be more than happy to contribute.