If programming languages were vehicles, what would they look like?

[NathanRice]

http://machinegestalt.posterous.com/if-programming-languages-were-cars

[chops]

Light and amusing (as one would expect from the title).

I chortled at Haskell.

I'm struggling to think of a vehicular parallel to Erlang.

Maybe the Bluesmobile with the megaphone on the top? Sends messages and survives many crashes?

[_pdeschen → chops]

I think a ghostbusters kindof ambulance would suit better. It can go really fast in urgent situations but it looks weird and not everyone can drive it.

http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/other/top-5...

[chops → _pdeschen]

Erlang: Dan Aykroyd drives it!