>” I'm just going to pretend to move to California for a day or two. Maybe that's fraud and I'll go to prison for the rest of my life, but it's still better than calling them.”
That’s the best part, California’s prisons are over capacity so you’re likely just going to be given parole and community service! /s
That’s the best part, California’s prisons are over capacity so you’re likely just going to be given parole and community service! /s